Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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