She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
No I am not eating basil off your cock
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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