Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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