yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I have aggressive nipples.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Randomize
