Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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