Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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