To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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