do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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