Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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