I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Do you remember whose house we're in?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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