Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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