And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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