It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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