so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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