the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
Randomize
