whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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