We're like a lot better than the average bears
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
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