i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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