he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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