I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
