one might say we're banned from that church
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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