I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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