im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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