I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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