I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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