scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
