I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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