Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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