i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If its not for food we ain't going out.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Randomize
