Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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