Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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