Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
im six kinds of drunk right now
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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