Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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