yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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