yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
