she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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