Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
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