Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
they need to just BURY HIM!
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Randomize
