we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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