ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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