R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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