How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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