it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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