My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I'm passing your future prison.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
