I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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