dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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