So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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