am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
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