I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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