I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
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